I have once again succumbed to the siren song of blogging. But this time, I have purpose! This time, I am attempting to chronicle my journey from a loser undergraduate to a loser graduate student. The main difference between the two states appears to be in the number of people who hit on you. After all, everyone knows that college students are tossing out their virginity faster than Ernie tossed all Bert's stuff out their apartment window after the ladder's little...indiscretion with Zoe. Graduate students, however, are just pretentious (probably) lesbians.
Luckily, because no one hits on me anyway, I have sidestepped this particular crisis altogether.
So. Read, if you like. Comment, if you like. Scoff and hit the back button on your browser, if you like. I await your decision with bated breath.
HAHAH YES YES YES YES YES YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Em, this background is so NOT you. Pink and gemmy? Uhhhhhhh..
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So stoked to have something to read err'y day so you better keep this up.
I KNOW, THE BACKGROUND IS BALLS.
ReplyDeleteBut I had to find some kind of placeholder!